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Shug, please. Now I have to go to the library. Let's race and see who gets it first. Doesn't count if you already have it and don't cheat like usual...

The prize for the winner is. . . TBA.

What's your pick?

What shall we read next? I just finished a true crimes Ann Rule book called Bitter Harvest. Actually, my version of finishing an Ann Rule book is getting to the part where the crime is committed. Then I stop reading. Why continue when I know who did what? So this is the second Ann Rule book I've stopped right in the middle. It's liberating; comparable to leaving a movie early just because.

So give me a title and we can resume.

Today while I was in the grocery store with Little L, I made an exit plan. He had been sort of fussy this morning so I became paranoid that he'd start screaming in the middle of the store. So I simply decided that if this happened, I'd abandon the shopping cart, walk straight out to the car and go home. I wouldn't even bother finishing the trip or purchasing the items. This alleviated a lot of stress and the trip was a successful one.

Sorry for jumping around on this one...that's what I get for not blogging in forever. P.S. today I had chocolate chips and a Crystal Light for lunch.

I am so excited to come out and visit V.

And yes, I am extremely worried about that girl, but Dina says her daughter is currently in a safe place. Thank goodness there are still girls with morals out there. Our poor sons.

Finally, this is how I plan to detract from my sagging belly. L and I are about to take a walk, too. Bye.

Cottage Cheese is very yummy

I am very worried about this girl . Please advise.
Also, I'm tired.
Are you?
Can you get in the swimming pool yet?
I know you aren't reading Housekeeping but I am and it's taking me forever BUT it just started to get good.

I read your magazines every day.
Did you know JT insulted his fans? Why would he do that?
We should pick a YA book that will go fast for our next book.
I'll find one for us.

Please come here soon and bring your son.
This is what my legs look like:

This is what my chest looks like:

Except instead of nipples, my leaking breast pads show. And, she's outside, and I haven't done that much, either. And she's wearing a white shirt which I tried the other night and all I could see were breast pads and milk stains. So just the boobs look like mine. Is she in pain all day long?

Thanks for your last post. I miss you and can't wait to see you soon. And introduce Big V to Little L.

He's here

I know you are still in the hospital holding your new baby soooooo you won't be responding to this soon but I just wanted to say . . . I am proud of you for the following things:

• Getting your masters degree
• Teaching people who jump out of moving cars and have kids before high school
  
• Making those salads that one time for that one family that didn't end up eating any of it
• Getting married before me
• Becoming a real person before me
  
• Not being scared of enduring the procedure pictured
• Reading my books and telling me what to change
• Wearing a Rainbow Brite nightgown
  
• Having a swimming pool
  
• Playing with baby while I Cam and I planted stuff
• Being a sister
• And most importantly, HAVING A BABY BOY!!!!

I love you, little miss!
THE END

p.s. I think we should read Marilynne Robinson's Housekeeping next.